At time of writing its 3am in the morning and despite promising the missus I wouldn't be sitting up all night doing "toy soldier stuff" here I am wracking my brains in the hope something other than "ooo shiny" escapes my lips.





[thinking]

Nothing yet.

Still nothing.

Wait...

 BOOM!

There it goes! Like a stampede of coked up butterflies a new IDEA!!!!


Welcome one and all to my latest time sink...

The Talk Wargaming Release Roundup


Ok so now you're thinking "what the actual f**k?" well... this is basically a case of me doing the donkey work and you getting all of the benefit.

"I didn't sign up for this SHIT"

Every morning, from 8am onwards I'm going to be scouring the internet like the Goonies hunting for One Eyed Willy (wait... did they allow that?) - this time though, instead of finding an ugly twat with a mashed up face I'm going to find sexy figures, cool terrain, new game systems, gaming aids and anything else I think you like and the manufacturers hope you like.

I must pre-warn you though, some of these "manufacturers" think its cool to mesh wargames with phone apps. Excuse me while I go vomit on the cat.

BLEUGH

Once I've gathered all of this info and plucked the latest grey hair from my head I'm going to throw it all into a new post and share it with you guys (and then you're all going to share it aren't you? nod please)

We're going to be like Go Compare for Wargaming Releases - except this time we wont have a fat bastard singing an annoying tune, we won't compare anything and we won't save you money,  actually, we might even activate your "ooo shiny" gene and cost you money... so thinking about it, we're gonna be f*** all like Go Compare,  that is, unless I become a fat bastard and start singing.

Tralalalala


Right, as it's now 3:30am and I'm gonna be deep in the shit when she realizes I better shoot off and prep for battle.

Lee vs the New Releases.... Round 1

Coming Up in 6 hours...
 
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